Gushers sandwich with Fruit by the Foot as bread.
It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade
Stanley park, BC
Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]
how to tell i am comfortable talking to you:
- i say things that make zero sense
- i say the random things that come to mind
- i act like a complete idiot when talking to you
- i use dumb emoticons
Never a hater
If you have a nice ass im staring at it idc
my entire life
did u know, there’s this small rural town in japan called obama.
so there’s this girl in a 2007 drama who moved from the city to obama.
and she hates it at first and blames the town for her misery.
i kid u not. didn’t make this shit up.
When I was in middle school I would put my Ice cream in a bowl and microwave it until it was hot and eat it like hot soup
For The Masses:
Why didn’t I see this before I spent a shit ton of money